cheshire horse

cheshire horse

quilting the carousel

I’ve just glanced over the front page and noticed that I said “I’m too old for …” at least twice. Well sod it, I’m too young to be saying that so often – 43 in 2 days, which means I’m not even in my MID-forties yet, let alone “too old” for anything but the monkey bars and fairybread.

QIP - front view Finished the green centre section (NB: Birch thread sucks the big one for machine quilting. Snappage, snarlage, more snappage, yargh), the saddle & blanket, and the pink ceiling section. I’m off to bed, falling asleep in my chair, so I’ll just post the back view pics and not babble for pages.

QIP - back viewQIP - back view 2I love the way quilting looks from the back, if you’re using a plain backing (which I usually do, because I love the way … heh). Left pic was filtered so the stitching is more visilbe, right pic is more like the original colour though. Well. The real thing is much lighter, but it’s still about a hectare of PINK.

night

show’s over

Home & hosed from Port Mac. I think I am officially too old to be sleeping on floors any more, even upon an alleged mattress. This was somewhat confirmed when I glanced in the mirror in the loos and realised how bloody GREY I’ve gone. I hereby withdraw prior griping about ill-lit bathrooms: I preferred not knowing. Yet another thing to add to the list of stuff telling me to pull my finger out – c’mon girl, do, do, do! Running out of time, do, do, do! Got to make your babies proud, do, do, do!

Why yes, sometimes my inner voices do sound rather like peculiar children’s books. ANYWAY.

Quite a few people were deeply enamoured of the carousel horse (an unsurprising percentage were under 4′ tall). Spent a fair bit of time explaining what I’d done & how, and what was going to happen next, and what the alternatives might be. One woman said she’s not a quilter and doesn’t even really sew, but she does decoupage and is therefore fascinated by the idea that you can basically decoupage fabric for wallhangings. Hopefully all the expressions of interest in a pattern will actually fork over once I’ve produced one :)

Ditto the dragons. They always get a lot of attention, for some reason. I think it’s the eyes mostly, to be honest, like it’s apparently never occurred to most quilters that you can use weird stuff like marbles in your work. They do make a massive difference, I must admit – I remember when I finally put the marbles in it was like the dragons came to life instead of just being a picture. As well as the usual harassment for a pattern, I got a commission for a new design: a lady named Griffin wants me to design her a griffin/gryphon/griffon wallhanging. She’s quite happy for me to make it into a pattern for sale, possibly because it’ll reduce the cost of commission heh.

The trees got quite a bit of attention too, mostly from the hippie/new-agey artier types. I get kind of a kick out of trying to guess what’s going to appeal to which subset of potential customers. I’m keen to get back to the trees actually, after all the recent lairy prettypretty stuff for ellybellanorah. Although, ahem, I did buy some GORGEOUS gorgeous gorgeous fat quarters today, in delicious yellow-orange-pinks of that Indian spice variety. I thought I might try and do something a bit geometric and trad with them.

I also picked up nearly $200 worth of prints for $60 from an ex-customer who sold her store last year and sells her remaining stock at shows like this. I could easily have spent 2 or 3 times that amount, especially on flannels. Picked up a metric buttload of threads too at 50c each (~$2.70 retail), so I have no excuse not to do more threadpainting etc now. The prints are to be honest most likely to end up as cushion covers etc for my own use, because I’m well sick of having a boringass house. Exception is the two adorably cute cot panels; I’ll be knocking those up into inexpensive quilts for (hopefully!) quick sale at Connie’s.

Dolce Amoroso Fiamma (Sweet Amorous Flame)

dragonweb.JPG detail - quilted text snippetsThis was my first actual quilt (and one of the few that’s ever made it to fully completed heh). Made for my brother & his missus as an engagement present, which because this is me we’re talking about they didn’t actually get until their wedding. I did however get it finished in time to enter it into a regional textile arts show, and won 3rd prize. You’d think that would be a goad to make me better about deadlines …

Anyway. It was made in 3 sections. The background is mostly foundation-pieced onto some stupidly, annoyingly thin muslin (the sort you strain gravy with, not quilter’s muslin). The tiles on the floor are needleturned though, because I wanted that worn/hand-hewn wiggly edge. The background was freehand machine-quilted with snippets of verse etc I’d found all over the net, bits from the Song of Solomon & all sorts, starting with “the great look of love”. After that was finished, I stitched on the translucent wing fabric (handpainted rayon: I went hardcore “no synthetics!” on this for some reason. Insanity, most likely) and then did the wingstruts needleturn-with-trapunto.

detail - rightThe dragons are all needle-turn applique; they were assembled and part-quilted individually, with a bodgy trapunto-like effect from layering shaped bits of wadding in the appropriate places. I was going for a kind of bas-relief effect, so the “closest” parts had to be quilted before being attached to the background.

The eyes are those flat-backed glass marbles you put in vases, with some gold satin & catseye pupils behind. I built the heads up with gaps between the pieces so you can see this mottley red fabric behind – I wanted it to look sort of like when you put a torch under your chin, or like when the surface of cooling lava cracks.

detail - leftThey were then handstitched in place and a little blending machine quilting done, before bunging the binding on & calling it done. Everything except the bookshelf print down the left side is our hand-dyed or hand-painted fabric.

carousel topped

the top’s finished, yay. On display at our stall at the Port MacQuarie quilt show this weekend, and then I’ll quilt & finish it next week.

finished top
the feathers are temporary and will be replaced by properly enormous ostrich/emu plumes or somesuch after most of the quilting is done.

assemblementation!

assembleratedfinally assembled … man, my back: hours hunched over cutting up stupid piddly bits of fabric & vliesofix & ribbon. Whose big idea was this anyway? Anyway, so there are some butterflies to go on and the top & bottom holder thingmos for the pole and a few trims etc but it’s pretty much ready for stitching. Yay!

I really hope I can get a decent photo of it before I start sewing (in case I bollix it heh): the colours are much prettier IRL, and it’s a buttload less blurry (stupid rassafrassin camera). Tomorrow wendy.

roundabout progress

am really trying to get this finished by tomorrow night, so this won’t be a long post. Completely changed my mind about the background, which of course meant spending hours and hours trying to find the perfect set of alternative fabrics.

It is just plain ridiculous that I dye & paint fabric for sale, keep far too much of the really beautiful stuff for myself, have access to the stuff mum keeps for herself AND to our two stashes of commercial fabric, and on top of that spend too much money at my friend’s fabric shop, and yet still get stumped for days due to lack of the exactly right fabric.

main background testAnyway. Here’s the horse so far – various sections are ironed together, but nothing’s set on the background yet. I changed the saddle because the orange was being a total pain in the ring against all possible backgrounds. building the pictureI’ve been walking around it looking & thinking, about to get stuck in again. I’m too old for pulling these 6am all-nighters, especially when certain small people decide that today of all days, 6am is time to get UP!! I should post a picture of the bomb site my workroom has become, too. Not.

Apologies for the blurry pics, my camera’s not playing nice today & I don’t have time to futz.

birthdaze

princess in her pod

You’ll have guessed by the absence of self-congratulation and photographic evidence that I didn’t get the curtains finished by her birthday. I don’t think anybody’s that surprised – I’d have been SO proud of myself for getting something done by deadline for once if I had, and I may even have managed it this time, but I failed to allow for both of us getting miserably sick so eh.

In any case, she’s pretty impressed with her special new princess bed as is. flower fairy walliesThe bodgy nightstand will be replaced by the round table once it’s finished, but that project is on hold until after the show. She helped put the flower fairy wallies up (she went kind of insane with them actually …) on the doors of her built-ins, and she’s very impressed with the silly garden gnomes she found (and I bought, since they were on special for $1.98 each!!) the eve of her birthday:

seven dwarves

wahmbulance

waiting for the antibiotics to kick in. Zonked from the pain tab, which I needed because between my ear and my throat I couldn’t function. Trying to figure out how I’m going to finish these stripey curtains is a bitch when my brain is apparently swelling enough to push my eyeballs out of my head.

I think I’m going to make a buttload of very pointy triangles, of the prints, and attach them as a kind of fringe into the black border. I may even get excited later and stitch a bell to the end of each triangle.

Right now I’m going to bed, having accomplished sod all today other than figuring out that a) headcolds suck b) my brain sucks when I have a cold c) you take the stupid dual-feed foot OFF when you want to use embroidery stitches, moron; you don’t ring mummy and after whining about DYING I TELL YOU DYING take ages trying to figure out what’s wrong with the machine while she naturally assumes you’re not a complete bloody dumbass so of course you’re using the embroidery foot which is specifically for (shock! surprise!) embroidery.

sick. as. a dog.

ever tried sewing with a miserable, snotty, overtired, snotty, wailing, drooling toddler on your lap? Did I mention snotty? Very snotty. The drooling is courtesy of the postnasal drip and inability to breathe through her nose getting too much for her, so she just goes screw this and wails about the snot & drool waterfall.

Makes you wanna have kids, dunnit?

Sewing with small person on lap not so successful. Progress has slowed a lot, so I’ve gone from “wow, I have enough time to actually get most of this stuff done by her birthday (Good Friday)” to “shitshitshit, what can I get done by her birthday? am I going to get the hanging finished by the SHOW, even??” Compounded by the delight of my life giving me her godawful cold, probably as a result of my clothes being covered in her effluvia every time she wants a cuddle. Which is often, because she’s sick. Doesn’t matter how often you wash your hands when it’s EVERYWHERE, man. EVERYWHERE! GERMS! Icky human waste crud! I deserve a freakin medal for not giving in to my squeamishness, I tellya.

Perfect Poem

ODE TO THINGS

I HAVE A CRAZY
Crazy love of things.
I like pliers,
and scissors.
I love
cups
rings
and bowls -
not to speak, of course,
of hats.
I love
all things,
not just
the grandest,
also
the infinitely
small-
thimbles,
spurs,
plates,
and flower vases.

Oh yes,
the planet
is sublime!
It's full of
pipes
weaving
hand-held
through tobacco smoke,
and keys
and salt shakers-
everything,
I mean,
that is made
by the hand of man, every little thing:
shapely shoes,
and fabric,
and each new
bloodless birth
of gold,
eyeglasses,
carpenter's nails,
brushes,
clocks, compasses,
coins, and the so-soft
softness of chairs.

Mankind has
built
oh so many
perfect
things!
Built them of wool
and of wood,
of glass and
of rope:
remarkable
tables,
ships, and stairways.

I love
all
things,
not because they are
passionate
or sweet-smelling
but because,
I don't know,
because
this ocean is yours,
and mine:
these buttons
and wheels
and little
forgotten
treasures,
fans upon
whose feathers
love has scattered
its blossoms,
glasses, knives and
scissors-
all bear
the trace
of someone's fingers
on their handle or surface,
the trace of a distant hand
lost
in the depths of forgetfulness.

I pause in houses,
streets and
elevators,
touching things,
identifying objects
that I secretly covet:
this one because it rings,
that one because
it's as soft
as the softness of a woman's hip,
that one there for its deep-sea color,
and that one for its velvet feel.

O irrevocable
river
of things:
no one can say
that I loved
only
fish,
or the plants of the jungle and the field,
that I loved
only
those things that leap and climb, desire, and survive.
It's not true:
many things conspired
to tell me the whole story.
Not only did they touch me,
or my hand touched them:
they were
so close
that they were a part
of my being,
they were so alive with me
that they lived half my life
and will die half my death.

- Pablo Neruda
found here

flower fairies

the Birthday Box arrived today, from the pook’s “Damma” in the USA, and of course I couldn’t resist peeking at all the clothes etc. Lo & behold, but there was also a set of these:

enchanted flower fairies wallies

how cool is that? I may have to nip down to spotlight & see if I can find some of these ones to go with them:

fairies wallies

There’s one flower fairies book that won’t be sacrificed for decor, I guess …

More carousel hijinks (or: no flies on the pook)

I’ve been cutting out very many vliesofixed butterflies from various print fabrics, the last few days. I’m not sure how many of them will end up on this hanging, but some will (the rest may end up on the unicorn wallhanging that’s next on the todo list).

Anyway. What little girl can resist butterflies? Dozens of butterflies? And not “Ehnor’s big scary yucky butterfly” (I have no idea, but whatever it is lives in the loungeroom when the lights are out. Trust my daughter to have a butterfly monster), but pretty sparkly bright soft butterflies! That don’t move or fly or twitch or do anything else disconcerting!

butterfly horseSo, fast as I could cut them out, she was decorating the horse with them. Ever so carefully, artfully arranged in a crown, and down the neck, and along the legs. One or two that didn’t go with the rest were left fluttering disconsolately under his hooves, but she managed to fit the rest on. I have to admit, one of the main reasons I took photos was because I rather liked some of the patterns she came up with.

a few more trinkets

papersHere’s the aforementioned paper, for decoupage if appropriate. Seen here with some cute green daisy paper I couldn’t resist, just in case.

foiled butterfly net

This would be the butterfly foiled net print I finally succumbed to. I’d been looking for an excuse to buy it since C got it in, and between her dramas and this project, who could ask for better? In the bottom corner are the pretty lei to be cannibalised for decorating the mozzie net.striped panel

Here’s one of the striped panels, slung over the ironing board while I try to figure out what the hell to do next :)
bookcaseanother after shot of the cot
A daytime shot of the cotbed and the bookcase, which hopefully shows the colours better. Note flowers twined around cotbed dowels.

the other thing

sketch… that I’m working on right now is making me very happy – a carousel wallhanging for the pook’s room, horse close to lifesize (small-carousel-lifesize, anyway – right size for a gradeschooler to ride).

Painted some fabric silvery grey blend with bare washes of pastels in a few spots, and chucked on a bunch of salt esp in the darkest areas & left it to dry. horseTurned out PERFECT – the salt worked exactly as hoped, so it looks like a dapplegrey pony, and the barely-there washes look like reflections from coloured ambient light. SO stoked. Looks even better since I cut it out, because I totally fluked the placement of various colours & shading to look right for the horse’s contours.

background testingAm assembling it with all these bright kiddie prints for the saddlecloth & reins & saddle & stuff, and so far it looks great. holy hand-dyeMessing around as I go with some background options, still not sure which direction I’ll take it. Am almost certain the background will include this magic piece of dyed fabric with the intense blue in it:

Am trying to get it finished for her birthday, and if not by the actual day (less than a week now!) then by the following weekend because we’re doing a show and I’m turning it (and the rest of the drawings) into a pattern for sale. I do like it when I can make things do double duty!

update on the Magic Special Princess Bedroom TM

the cot, beforecot/bed afterFinished the pook’s cotbed, ended up going multicoloured after all. Was going to just do the multicoloured as underpainting and then do crackle medium with white on top, so it just had hints of the colour showing through, but I totally love the bright pastel multicolours so buggrit. Need to remember to take a pic in daylight (esp now it’s all together), these ones do weird things to the colours.

rocking chair before (bookcase in background)rocking chair (and cotbed) after

Painted the bookcase and her wee rocking chair to match (altho it was dark when I did the rocking chair, so I really need to do some fixin lol). They kind of look eastery, a teeny bit brighter than sugared almonds, so I’m tickled. Have a little round “petticoat” table that I will also paint to match for her nightstand. May decoupage the top (or maybe the legs?) with this absolutely adorable curly-multicoloured-streamers giftwrap I found the other day, not sure. Shall see.

pookie, peter rabbit, and jemima puddleduck lampshadeembroidered dragonflies lampshadeHave decided to retire the Peter Rabbit lampshade I painted for her in favour of the gorgeous white shade with embroidered dragonflies I bought on sale a year or so ago. I do really want to use the dragonfly one, but at the same time it’s a teeny bit poignant admitting that she’s not a baby no more. Wah wah blah.

Anyway. Have almost finished the stripey curtains (trans: the stripes themselves are finished), am fairly happy with them. Exceeeeept that I forgot the rule for sewing strips together: alternate the direction you sew in (bottom to top one strip, top to bottom the next, for instance) or it all pulls ever so slightly off at an angle. A nicely cumulative angle. Don’t even ask how blue the air was when I realised, cripes I’m an idiot sometimes. Hopefully mum can help me figure out a fix that doesn’t involve unpicking, because that just isn’t going to happen. So yay, the thing I envisioned came true as hoped for, but boo, I’m a dick and did a weird thing to make it not totally freakin brilliant.

you don’t want to know

… what a nong I am, and even if you do, I’m not going to tell you.

I owe apologies to WordPress, b2evolution, Nucleus and whateverthehellelse it was I installed and couldn’t get working properly, for all the verbal abuse. I’m not going to embarrass myself by going into details, but if you know your rewrite rules from a hole in the ground, you can probably guess what I did (or more accurately, forgot to undo/modify).